Yeah, that's right.

There are times when it is appropiate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone’s face is in close proximity to your penis.
This was not one of those times.
Looking for Alaska, John Green.
And when she’d hung up the phone said “Your father died this morning, dear”.
“He did?” Emily sat down in a creacking straight chair with her hands in her lap, and she would always remember that on first hearing the news she felt nothong at all.
Richard Yates, The Easter Parade
Jessie, you asked me if I’m in the meth business, or the money business. Neither, I’m in the Empire Business Walter White (Breaking Bad)

Say “what” again, motherfucker!

engineeringfuckyeah:

11 Months, 3000 pictures and a lot of coffee.

Started out as just a collection of snaps as I stripped down an engine bought off ebay. (To replace my old engine, which had suffered catastrophic failure). The snaps were so that I remembered how everything went, so I could put it back together again.

Then I realised it’d be quite cool to make it an animation. found some suitable music, rekindled my ancient knowledge of Premiere, storyboarded it, shot it as I worked on the engine (my poor DSLR got covered in engine oil), this was the result.

It’s really beautiful.

You certainly give me good vibrations, Brian. Happy Birthday!

Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that’s my policy. Dirty Harry
To hell with your cancer. I’ve been living with cancer for the better part of a year. Right from the start, it’s a death sentence. That’s what they keep telling me. Well, guess what? Every life comes with a death sentence. So, every few months I come in here for my regular scan, knowing full well that one of these times - hell, maybe even today - I’m gonna hear some bad news. But until then, who’s in charge? Me. That’s how I live my life. Walter White
Sometimes, when I wonder why I keep him (Sid) around, I have to remember Nietzche: “The man of knowledge must be able to not only love his enemies, but hate his friends Tony Stonem